Ahh... I pick up the microphone knowing I have forty minutes before the boyfriend returns. I select Love is a Battlefield by Pat Benatar and begin getting in the groove. I am hitting all the notes and singing on pitch. I am comfortable and begin shaking my booty. I am a rock star. I know the next set of lyrics so I do a cool little spin and I stop dead in my tracks. My heart stops beating and I drop the microphone. I am stunned to see my boyfriend leaning against the entry way smiling at me. My cheeks are burning hotter by the second and I cover my face with my hands. All I can think about is the Southwest commercial logo... Wanna get away...
He wraps his arms around me and says aren't you going to finish the song?
I shake my head still laughing with my face buried in his chest.
Why not? I think we should go to the Karaoke bar and hand you the mic.
I said Oh no. I'm horrible.
And he responds with you were not that bad...
That bad! Aughhhhh... How embarrassing! Hahaha!
The purchase of a Karaoke game for the wii: 49.95
The expression on the busted girlfriend's face... PRICELESS!
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