The Red Box Carjacking

The Christmas party was a smash hit. She was dressed to kill in her favorite black dress with fish net stockings and a pair of black stilettos. Her husband was still wired and ready for more fun, but she wanted a more comfortable route. "Honey, let's get a movie and snuggle up on the couch." How could he say no to his beautiful wife.

It was approximately 10:15 in the evening and the parking lot was scarce when he pulled up to the red box machine at Dillon's on their way home. Worried she would freeze, he left the car running and walked up to look at the movies. She looked around the parking lot and saw the party bus parked near the entry to the grocery store and then back to her husband, who stared at the machine. She smiled.

The car door opened on the driver's side and snapped her head towards the door. A woman in her mid forties jumped into the driver seat and said, "I'm gonna take your car for a spin to freak out my friends." She shifted the car into drive and pressed the gas pedal.
The woman wreaked of whiskey making the wife nauseous and a bit frightened. She wanted to scream but she was stunned by the bravery of this woman. She turned to look at her husband who was still intently looking at the machine. After a few minutes she heard people laughing and turned to see them running after the car.
Very casually she asked the woman, "So what's the occasion?"
The woman said, "Oh just a friend's birthday." The woman was nice and just letting loose so the wife decided to just go along with it. After all she had her seat belt on and could barely walk in the heels, let alone try to struggle with the woman in her dress.

The woman drove around the parking lot and pulled the car back near the Red Box machine. She put the car in park and put her hand on the wife's leg and rubbed it lightly. "Oh these stockings are nice. Thank you for letting me have some fun."

The wife laughed nervously. The woman opened the car door and stumbled out. Her friends, just as intoxicated as she was, picked her up while cheering her on, laughing. Immediately, the wife locked the doors.

A few minutes later the husband tapped the window. She jumped and unlocked the doors when she saw him. He smiled at her strangely and asked, "Honey, why did you move the car?"